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sshame: why do i sing guitar solos
how i would narrate the Olympics
me: they're doing some athletic shit
videohall: Dog keeps falling asleep, but won’t lay down
rnax: rnax: me seductively whispering...
tltty: i just wanna illegally watch a movie online man i aint tryna fuck no single busty russians in my area
cybergay: cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
baggily-pantz: chinchillaghosts: wivernryder: chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: why is bob short for robert how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’? How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”? you ask him nicely
monica-geller: this australian swimmer cried on tv bc she got a silver medal and she felt lke she ‘let her parents down’ my parents are lucky if i help them bring in the groceries god
ericagoddamnreyes: can I just take a moment to reflect on the fact that Teen Wolf is a show that is aimed at teenagers is incredibly well-written is sex positive shows realistic depictions of human relationships (parent-child, romantic, friendships) doesn’t pull any punches with its dark storylines and airs on MTV
lesliekn0pe: why didn’t my parents start training me to be an olympic athlete when i was like 3 okay my laziness is entirely their fault this all could have gone differently
ablazing-eyes: Cas and Dean. They’re a continual source of speculation, fan fiction, pornography… Misha: Yep. I’m just always gratified that I’m in some small way contributing to any kind of pornography. It warms the cockles of my heart. Words chosen carefully. (x)
plot twist: supernatural has a happy ending.
tltty: k1mkardashian: tltty: how do penises even fit in pants you have to tuck it in your butthole thank you
itsfuuh: can we talk about the fact that deaton used a dog whistle to wake derek up?
nepeter: parents should be banned from using the word “attitude”
heysammy: vampirecastiel: hinoneko: listen-here-once-lut: what are supernatural fans called emotionally destroyed masochists poor, unfortunate souls
canieatthisshit: polterpastry: gladosisbestpony: Fifty Shades of Grey: the movie! from the director of The Twilight Saga, staring Nick Cage and Miranda Cosgrove, soundtrack by nickelback feat. Justin bieber Sponsored by Crocs and internet explorer
I’m pretty sure I somehow skipped the young, carefree stage of life and went straight to being bitter and resentful.
tyra banks: i remember once when i was 19, i had to breathe too, i understand your struggle
atomicairspace: copperbooms: when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
tickle-me-misha: bestillmyshippingheart: just when you think teen wolf can’t get any worse you remember matt is the one danny had a crush on