jayzfanart: steven moffat sits at his desk, eyes scanning over his latest piece of work. he suddenly pauses and angrily tears the script into pieces. ‘no!’ he exclaims. ‘this still makes too much sense’
squidgology: when couples have the same profile pictures.
coffeeandklonopin: carpe diem - seize the day carpe noctem - seize the night carpe natibus - seize the ass
time to come home: elizabitchtaylor: film about a... →
elizabitchtaylor: film about a group of men getting into shenanigans= “comedy” film about a group of women getting into shenanigans= “chick flick” film about a friendship between two men= “buddy flick” film about a friendship between two women= “chick flick” emotional film about…
don’t say nice things to me because i will fall in love with you and die
jalexaremyhomeboys: theoldveins: hey let’s play WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MUSIC COMING FROM oh my god
educationconnection: you think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on tumblr but i notice i always notice
scarletspeedsta: jon-snow: what happens to canadian people if they cant joke about americans not having health care anymore We slink back into our Igloos and wait for the day of the Black Sun to make our move against the fire nation
chongthenomad: trying to tumblr on a fucking mobile is like eating spaghetti with a fucking spoon
bitch-pudding: myspcefamous2012: the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast you could have at least said spoiler alert
tsarcasm: i really like seeing all the schedules that next year’s freshmen are posting on facebook so many 9 AMs…so stupid… you think just because you had to wake up at 6 AM for high school, you can make it to a 9 AM every monday wednesday and friday? HA college ruins you. i could barely drag myself to my 11 AM classes.
berriesformadge: unfreshing: words cannot describe the appreciation i have for the person who put this together I used to say “you little nasty” all the time when I was little because of this.
1612th: in like 5th grade my whole family was driving home from some trip and i was listening to “kids with guns” by the gorillaz on my ipod and it made me feel really rebellious because i was a kid and according to that song kids have guns so when we drove into the garage my dad was like “ok we’re home” and i said “shut up dad” and he just looked at me for a long time and didn’t say anything...
dracomalfoi: threepac: don’t just hold your horses; caress your horses. make them feel special. but not too special.. learn from Loki’s mistakes.
nerd-do-well: everybodyandtelevision: matt smith and benedict cumberbatch are the two poles on the spectrum of english names idk man benedict is gonna have to fight ezekiel for the top
shoesofmoriarty: moraniarty: catch you later NO, YOU WON’T
maaskantje: all my fandoms have something in common and that something is gay
worb: to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
die-in-a-fire-plz: Misha Collins is like like any other wild animal you see on Animal Planet or the Discovery channel. From a distance, beautiful. Graceful. Majestic. But get close enough, and he will most likely destroy you just because he can.
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan: deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan: oh my fucking god the villains in 1967 spiderman are the best what are you even wearing oh my god your mask is a fucking starfish omfg