cannolis: nothing scares me more than irish stepdancers just look at them
bbutterfield: “be friends with me.” i yell at people i follow while making no effort to talk to them.
yrelectricsurgeissweet: It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
nightmareloki: cantstopthisfire: I’m...
peaceloveandecstasy: joceln: canada looks really broken u ok canada TRY COLOURING IN THAT SHIT WHEN YOU’RE 7 AND HAVE NO FINE MOTOR SKILLS. FUCKING NUNAVUT. ASK ANY CANADIAN, I SWEAR TO THE GOD OF MAPLE SYRUP.
anthonyrogers: people who think the scene between steve and tony in the lab was sexual tension
i spend my days watching dick– things you probably shouldn’t say to people who don’t watch supernatural (via maxi-pads)
-bobella-: My hairy legs have a lot more to do with my laziness than my feminist leanings.
cybergay: where can I buy light up shoes in adult sizes
sassygaynations: confession time i have a deep, guilty love of Highschool AUs
Reblog if you too write fanfictions in your head...
FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
dangling-thpider: avatarstateyipyip: pizzaforpresident: So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain……. It’s Christmas!
anrdew: karlito-burrito: does my complete lack of motivation and will to live turn you on no
niggas-gon-nig: my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment Tbh
Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place.
Cap: We found Steve in a frozen place.
Tony: We found Stark in an iron case.
Bruce: We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
Thor: We found Thor punching Loki's face.
Thor: And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.
consulting-meerkat: underfundedagony: ...
half of me is sappy and romantic and nice and the other half is spiteful and mean and sick and twisted i don’t understand
welcome to tumblr where people can casually...